The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin

I'm a commencement speaker!

I'll learn those kids right

May 15, 2013

Show me the guns-y!

I got two tickets to the gun show, one for me and one for Todd

May 6, 2013

I may not make sense, but people love me!

And I love rousing the rabble! WINK!!!

Apr 30, 2013

Attack of the Christian rifle sights!

First they came for the secret inscriptions on our government-issued rifle sights...

Apr 25, 2013

I'm the feminism police, rawrr!!!

Don't like Thatcher? Then you are a bad feminist! Because I said so, that's why.

Apr 18, 2013

Goodbye Maggie, hello crossfires! Or crosshairs! Whatever!

I'm jumping on those bandwagons hard as I can

Apr 9, 2013

It's coming! Are you as excited as I am?

Apr 2, 2013

Buy my book about how Christmas is too commercial

Jesus is the reason for the season! Pre-order now!

Mar 26, 2013

That's my plan, anyway. SPREAD ME.

Mar 18, 2013

Baked Alaska? I don't even know 'er!

Obviously I can bake Alaska, duh!

Mar 10, 2013

I stand with Rand, youbetcha!

I'm happy to support people when all I have to do is tweet

Mar 7, 2013

They say my conspiracy's wrong, but who's "they????"

I'm tellin' ya, the government is plotting to kill us!

Feb 27, 2013

Oh Field & Stream, you so crazy!

Don't mess with a Palin. Or a Heath. Whatever.

Feb 18, 2013

Saw a funeral; placed some blame. A good day.

Got my name in them papers, too!

Feb 12, 2013

Okay fine, I used to believe in climate change!

So what? People can change their minds, can't they?

Feb 6, 2013

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