Tuesday, October 7th

9:25PM

Dear Diary,

Watched debate tonight, thank God I didn’t have to deal with all those tough Internet questions. Pundits said that Barack won, but must be lying as am pretty darn sure I won own debate last week using same statements and opinions. Who is this Pundits person anyway?

Intrigued by John’s comment about hair transplants. Will bring up idea in next meeting as have heard attractive candidates get more votes. Have told John hundreds of times how comb-over is ruining poll results as is universally-acknowledged truth that all women hate comb-overs. Will show him picture of future son-in-law Levi as proof of potential if had more hair. Also, so looking forward to having such a handsome young man in the family.

Love yah!

Sarah