Note to self: Must bring Wasilla Main Street to Madonna.

Wednesday, October 8th

11:34AM

Dear Diary,

Rudely awoken from much-needed beauty sleep by call from Bristol complaining about morning sickness. Reminded had gone through it five times, nothing is wrong with craving raw moose and baby seal meat, and to ask big, strong future-husband Levi to hunt some. Told her to stop whining, motherhood is very beautiful thing.

Jesus, teenagers these days don’t know anything.

In other news, heard Madonna told me to “get off her street.” Confused—didn’t she hear about my Wasilla Main Street? Must remember to mention Wasilla again in next speech. Anyway, was relieved to hear about lack of support from Madonna as have always thought “Like A Virgin” promoted promiscuity. Also suspect “Like a Prayer” not actually about praying.

Love yah!

Sarah