• Entry: August 26th 2009 (from notes)

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    *Mrs. Palin has deemed her schedule too hectic for today's entry, so she has charged me, Bernard Magnusson III, with compiling her notes on recent events into a coherent narrative in her distinct voice. I shall do my level best in what would surely be a Herculean task were the Hera of myth more cruel by a half. Given time constraints, I will also keep my own journal in tandem.



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  • Hello from the Great State of Alaska

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    Caribou BarbieCaribou BarbieDear Diary,

    Doggone it! I just love this Alaska weather! Everything is beautyful! I can't wait until Fall so I can get out and shoot something! (The best nickname that the liberal eleet media ever gave me was Caribou Barbie. I love it..)


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  • No Divorce for Me and Todd

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    Sunday August 2nd, 2009My Hunky HusbandMy Hunky Husband

    6:30PM

    Dear Diary,

    I am so angry at that liberal eleet media. They are saying that Todd and I are getting a divorce. This untrue vicious attack makes me want to spit. I come from a small town and have good small town values. I went on my Facebook account and told them what was up, you betcha. They think I'm letting a guy that snowmobiles that good go?

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