• Pro-Life For Womyn!

    Submitted by Maverick on 1/26/10 8:10pm
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    this is literally how they do it, as far as I understandthis is literally how they do it, as far as I understand

    A lot of folks have probably seen my recent post on my Facebook page about my opinions of women's rights groups and their protests against the pro-life ad that is set to run during the Super Bowl. I mean, it is a pretty popular Facebook page, just like everything I do is inherently interesting and famous. I feel like I need to further explain my position because I've gotten some pretty bad press over this business. So, I'm here to outline the Top 3 reasons why everyone should really believe what I believe about the pro-life debate and the role of politics in the media. Also, please accept my friend requests and enjoy the free personality quiz below.



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  • Stupid Jerk-Head Stud-Muffin Glenn Beck

    Submitted by Maverick on 1/19/10 8:04pm
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    Ever since I got to Fox News I've had to deal with that pudgy good-for-nothing Glenn Beck. He just had to interview me before anybody else and he hit me with all those stupid questions about Founding Fathers and patriotism. He-llo, Beck! Former Vice Presidential Candidate! I don't need some lesson about patriotism or a bunch of old men in wigs. I'm Sarah freaking Palin. I am America.



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  • My New Show on Fox News

    Submitted by Maverick on 1/12/10 5:27pm
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    Finally, after so much hard work and struggle in the cruel gears of Hollywood, the importance of my presence on television has been recognized. I knew all those hours I put in producing "Main Street America with Sarah Palin" would pay off. Now that I've got my contract with Fox News I can put some of my ideas on the air where they belong. That's right, Palin's in the house and it's time to do some major remodeling.



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  • BSMP, LLC: Stock Report, First Quarter 2035

    Submitted by Maverick on 1/5/10 3:16pm
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    After 25 years of growth and our continued dedication to excellence, BSMP, LLC is proud to report record gains for our most recent venture, the Anti-Matter Collapsing Singularity Sports Utility Vehicle. Our founder and CEO Bristol Palin shocked the world when she made the controversial decision in 2013 to diversify this corporation's interests to include not just lobbying and public relations services, but also experimental energy technology and low-to-zero gravity munitions materials. That shrewd maneuver has made us one of the most successful business entities in the three worlds and we look forward to a 2035 during which our presence will be known among the ashes of a fourth.



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