• Dethroning Mom by Bristol Palin

    Submitted by Maverick on 2/23/10 11:49pm
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    it took everything I had not to vomit thenit took everything I had not to vomit then

    It's all falling into place, gentlemen. Soon the name of Palin will no longer be associated with my bumbling ignoramus of a progenitor, and to a lesser extent with an accomplished British comedian/travel writer. The world will know my glory as was promised to me by The Lurker in the Dark so many years ago. In 2015, the very earth will shake, the skies will be torn from the firmament and the name of Bristol Palin will be a thing of dread, of awe, of respectable voter recognition relative to other major candidates when prompted by an impartial survey. Hahahahahaha!



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  • Former Political Figure Misses Point, Becomes Outraged

    Submitted by Maverick on 2/17/10 2:44am
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    I bet she liked this episodeI bet she liked this episode

    When I first arrived at the lavish Toronto hotel where Sarah Palin was staying I was greeted by a short Dominican woman who had been hired to occupy me and perform various other tasks for the former governor. I knew all of this, her job description and her ethnicity, because she explicitly told me so. That, too, was part of her job. Apparently Palin was running late because of an impromptu mani-pedi. I didn't much care. If it had been a Motel 6 maybe I'd have been a bit miffed, but this was the Windsor Arms. I sat back in a chair softer than the pads on the Dominican girl's shoulders and waited for my subject to arrive.



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  • The Liberal Agenda Plot to Defame Sarah Palin

    Submitted by Maverick on 2/9/10 11:00pm
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    October 12th 2008: Phase One

    At the October 12th meeting of the official Liberal Agenda, all parties present agreed that a systematic, public defamation of Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin was in order. They then began outlining Phase One of Operation Lame Duck which would take place over the next several months of a multi-year project. Phase One involved the raising of funds through various regular channels such as siphoning off revenue from the New York Times, selling marijuana to school children and garnering the mysterious profits that result from encouraging homosexuality in Americans. The amount of funds necessary were determined by an estimate compiled by the International Jewish Conspiracy. That number has yet to be declassified.



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  • The Scott Brown Fiasco

    Submitted by Maverick on 2/2/10 10:25pm
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    That phone call. That damn phone call. Doesn't Scotty know he's breaking my heart? After all I've done for him, after all we had together, he goes and tells everybody that the phone call "slipped his mind"? I feel so used, so degraded. What, he's some big shot now and he doesn't want the world to think he's flesh and blood just like everybody else? Well, I'm not gonna let him just walk all over me... um, figuratively speaking. I actually really enjoyed it when he did it that one time in Boca.



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