Tuesday, October 14th

10:29PM

Dear Diary,

Have identified new threat to future Palin presidency: Barbie. Unsure what to do about latest possible competitor as Barbie appears to have no faults and her waterproof plastic skin is impervious to boating of any kind, swift or otherwise. Seems only way to deal with plastic doll nemesis is to make running mate. Considered replacing Paris on the ticket, but maybe will have two vice presidents instead. Everyone knows women cannot go to the bathroom alone, so this way two of us can fix hair, lipstick, etc. while third runs country.

Plan is fool-proof.

In more current news, have heard that am best Palin around! John Cleese says am funnier than Michael Palin—and he should know things like this as he is experienced, wise old man just like my John. Must also remember to ask Rick about possible new writers for campaign ads as apparently both Monty Python and Disney could have written current material.

Love yah!

Sarah