Monday, November 3rd

10:52PM

Dear Diary,

Don’t know why media keeps covering speeches where I say that we are going to win as if it is some breaking news report. Understand that polls not looking great, but must remember that we are mavericks and therefore unpredictable. Also, all polls conducted by biased liberal media elites and cannot be trusted.

Besides, had good news today. Have been cleared of wrong doing in Troopergate! Not that am surprised, of course, as would never do something unethical. Protecting family never wrong. Also have been found to be healthy, which will be reassuring to voters worried about health of candidates.

(Unfortunately, John’s health records not looking so good. Over 1,200 pages of medical records? However, overcoming of physical weakness is sign that God is with us. Divine right!

Love yah!

Sarah

PS. Do undecideds believe in divine right to rule?  Must ask Rick.