Friday, February 6th
12:55pm

Dear Diary,

With all this Democratic “change” mumbo-jumbo, I’m considering doing a little change of my own. Of course, I’ll have to come up with a new word so it doesn’t sound like I’m just copying those liberal. Maybe reorganization? Sounds pretty elitist, but I’ll come up with something.

Anyway, after googling myself as I often like to do, I found a blog criticizing an op-ed I sent to the Minneapolis Star Tribune to urge people to start oil drilling in Alaska. Of course this guy wanted to know why I didn’t publish it in The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal. It’s ‘cause I’m not about to bend over backwards for these liberal newspapers that I don’t even care to read anyway! Give me Cosmo or US Magazine any day, which I've now started reading since that awful Katie Couric interview. Anyway, I’m not blaming my political advisors. Their job is to… is to advise me. And they’re doing a pretty good job. But I did like the way those SarahPAC people think. Will call organization to se if they can spare anyone to come up to Alaska. I’m sure there’s some misguided mischief maker I could let go here….

Love yah!
Sarah