No Divorce for Me and Todd

Sunday August 2nd, 2009My Hunky Husband

6:30PM

Dear Diary,

I am so angry at that liberal eleet media. They are saying that Todd and I are getting a divorce. This untrue vicious attack makes me want to spit. I come from a small town and have good small town values. I went on my Facebook account and told them what was up, you betcha. They think I'm letting a guy that snowmobiles that good go?


I'm not governor of Alaska anymore, so I don't now who is going to pay for my plane trips, but I can effect so much more change now. And it's not like I'm not busy. I have five children and one grandchild who was unfortunately born out of wedlock, which is definitely the fault of that white trash family of Levi's and nothing to do with my precious Bristol. She's a big supporter of abstinence, so I'm sure it was some sort of virgin birth.

As for last fall, you betcha I'm a little angry at those people in the McCain camp. For all I care, they can just just take their nasty bitter pills because they can't keep Sarah Palin quiet no sirree. I'm starting some of my own PACs (I can't remember what they stand for) to get myself some new outfits and to pay for some legal bills. Running for 2012 is not the agenda I have in mind, but it is my life's dream to serve my country in any way I can.

God Bless,


Sarah Palin

PS This New York Times Diary is not my diary.