Feminists suck lol
I'm not a feminist - I think women should be equal
Mar 20, 2014
I wouldn't say never!
I'd never say never!
Mar 10, 2014
Neener neener, I told ya so!
I love it when I'm right
Mar 5, 2014
Outrage is my favorite ice cream flavor
I eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Feb 22, 2014
So I'm 50 now lol
What's in store for my next half century?
Feb 13, 2014
Hmm, how can I bring people down before the Super Bowl?
Wait, I've got it!
Feb 3, 2014
Gotta remind you, I hate gay people!
I'll take any opportunity to mention it
Jan 29, 2014
Black people, stop playing the race card!
White people: keep playing the race card.
Jan 20, 2014
Vanity is dumb! Girls should catch fish!
I decide who does what with their life
Jan 15, 2014
I'm raking it in!
Money money money
Jan 9, 2014
My New Year's resolutions
Happy 2014 y'all!
Jan 1, 2014
I'm officially backing the racist homophobes
Don't look so shocked!
Dec 23, 2013
Taking the War on Christmas to public lands
Jingle all the way to nation-wide privatization!
Dec 16, 2013
I got a new show, y'all!
I'm a rootin' tootin' outdoorswoman now for real!
Dec 10, 2013
Escalating the War on Christmas
Have a holly jolly kick in the shins!
Dec 6, 2013