That Cher wants to start a war?
I'll give her a war!
Nov 20, 2013
Why isn't this racist? Because I said so!
Case closed!
Nov 11, 2013
3
Obama, save this man! DO MY BIDDING.
But he won't because YOU KNOW.
Nov 7, 2013
1
Why just say "no thanks" when you can be weirdly aggressive?
My menacing reply to Piers Morgan
Oct 30, 2013
So I don't know what a DVD player is! Big deal!
Being correct about facts is overrated
Oct 22, 2013
The War on Christmas starts earlier every year
Where's my crosshairs graphic?
Oct 15, 2013
3
Step up to the "Barrycades"!
Close the WWII memorial? UNBEFREAKINLIEVABLE
Oct 6, 2013
1
Dumb government with its stupid shutdown!
Government is the worst, amirite?
Oct 2, 2013
Snow time!
Where's that global warming, huh????
Sep 25, 2013
Unions are the worst!
Those greedy grandstanders hate your freedoms!
Sep 19, 2013
Let's bomb Obamacare!
Basically I'm in favor of civil war
Sep 10, 2013
1
LOL ALLAH
wtf idek lol sarin
Sep 3, 2013
Check out my airplane hanger!
That's where our private plane goes
Aug 26, 2013
4
All life is sacred! (Except duck life)
God said it's okay to kill ducks but not babies!
Aug 21, 2013
I'm on Team Rand!
(Wait, IS there a Team Rand?)
Aug 12, 2013